..maaf zahir batin 2010..

sugar daddy.

motherboard.

1st batch.

2nd bacth.

alumni.

sugar daddy & kromosom Y.

bye.nk gi selamat hr ry.

kuli 1 & kuli 2.

reunion 1.

reunion 2.

.meeting in the sky.

my deary little kite.

hold me up in the sky.

way up in the sky.

so i won't fall to the ground.

soaring together forever.

but forever is a lie.

what has the fate planned.

will it understands.

this little kite in the sky.

..Weh aneyy..!! nak bunuh aku ke?? cett..podahh..

Ish anney ney mmg nk kene tumbuk perut kott.ade ke mee mamak 6 gelen minyak.mcm nak bunuh aku je.naik pening aku mkn..pffftt.dah la service lembam.dah la aku kebulur tahap A+..hasil plak kurang memberasangkan.mmg ak jd kene rasuk gini.kalau para anney bace blog ak ni lg bagus kot.bior reti bahasa skit.kalau tak paham gak, anney boleh bukak google translate.sng kan.

Lagi satu anney kene blajar soft-skill la.baru aku pulang dari mamak kepuasan..*anney, search je kat tenet soft-skill tu ape.

*mak, rindu nak 'uk-uk' kat umah.kat sini tandas tak best (err..mak aku baca kot blog.kalau korang tak tau ape 'uk-uk', google translate je la sng.mls aku nak explain)

..Drama KING/QUEEN..

Life is a drama or vice versa.drama is a life.same je kot.ke x same??ce anda explain..

tp bg aku 2 ayat tu same je.macam pantulan.kembar seiras.org yg buat drama tu semua adaptasi drp kehidupan seharian..*kecuali yg reka cite fantasy la.x wujud kat dlm kehidupan seharian.tu cuma ilusi sang pencipta

manusia boleh putarbelit drama mereka sesuka hati.bergantung pada perencah yg mereka letak.x kire la letak ajinomoto atau maggi secukup rasa.lantak ko la nokks.

yg penting manusia perlu gune otak utk brfikir..ye la drama org yg bagai2 tu.ad yg betul, ad yg tipu.kang x pasal jd bodo cam lembu.atau lebih bodo dr lembu

drama hidup anda bagaimana??genre apekah?

Facts

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

9. Polar bears are left handed.

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

17. Starfish don't have brains.

Deadhead

the daffodil stands before the dead
stands silently
silent as deaf
mute..

but it watches everythings
silently
dumbly
utter nothing

let it be..let it be..
unwillingly

WTF

Eh!..dah pnjang upenye kuku.g potong dulu la.bye readers.haha.

Corrode

Ouh..Ouh besh ny pulam ke village. Besides, ley jumpe kucim. Jumpe mak, ayh n adik2. Boley tido lam bilik. Shedap ny.. Sgt seleesaa.. Boley buli adk2..adegan sepak menyepak sekilo dua. Hri ney..kluar jln2 kat Batu burok..minum2 air kelapak..mkn2 ikn celup tepung..kerang rebus..ABC..pastu g mkn a&w plak. What the..haramjadah mkn byk.. Kena rasuk eywa la kot<----eywa tu watak lam cte AVATAR.

Tp td odw blk.lalu la kat laluan pantai.. Ye la umah ak kan dkt je dgn pntai. Ad 2 laluan alternatif.. 1 boley lalu kat pantai.. 2 lalu kat jln biasa x lalu kat tepi pantai.. tapi laluan 2 cepat sampai umah.. ahh ak pilih jln 1 sb tibe2 rse heart kat pantai. dulu x pon. dlu tgk pntai xde pasaan pon. eh cte byk plk. nk cite ny yg pntai mcm dah terhakis. dah x mcm dlu2. dulu ad daratan boley lepak2.. Skg laut nmpak dpn mata je. ad jgk jln yg trpksa d ttup. hakisan yg dasat berlaku d ctu. seraaam.. adakah satu masa nt umah ak plk yg trhakis??gaga..agk terlopong d stu.

ok la.. agk keletihan.mao msk tdo dh..

Everybody.carries.an.APPLE

Eh??!x kan everybody in this world carries an apple evryday..in their hand, bag, handbag or whatsoever.logical fallacies ney.x logic.karut.merapu.etc.*SIGH*..Bukan2..pragmatic ak d sini ialah,

APPLE-->memory(ies)

If a person carries a bad and stinky apple, therefore his memory isn't that good.

If a person carries a nice good apple, therefore his memory is fantastic and wonderful.

If a person carries a nice red apple, therefore his memory is sweet.

If a person carries a green apple, therefore his memory is sour or maybe sweet n sour.depends..

It goes on and on with a lot more different apples.U tell me.gaga..

So, what APPLE do you carry??red??green?good?etc..only you know.What is more, u can decide what APPLE you want to carry everyday.

ok.dah.nuni ajk p psr mlm la plk.bye2..

Life's.a.PUZzle

Life is like a puzzle.Need to solve and complete the mystery by ourselves.Sometimes we put the pieces nicely and sometimes we doom.We put another effort to place the mishap pieces back to its places.It is an ongoing process until we reach the last part--the masterpiece.Therefore, the effort worth when we get a complete fantastic masterpiece--in the end.

ok.enuff talking.tdo plk.

Insomniac

Hri ney tdo sgt byk.Oleh kerana zuotian wanshang (mlm semalam la tu) tdo agk lewat okeh, kol 3 pg.Akibat pergi tolon DeqBang berkmpen.X pasal2 ak jd JENTERA dy semalam.huhu..igtkan abes tampal2 poster awal.tp apakan daya.akibat tdo kol 3 pg bgun kol 7.2o pg utk ke clz sesi pg, otak ak a lil bit kacau bilau.mcm ak stay awake but my brain sleep furiously.Blk clz ak tido x kaba<---mksod d situ,tido mati..terskip clz marketing.Hidop blk kol 6 ptg.wtf..Padah ny, ak insomniac dan pening kpale..blablabla..waaa..nk tdo.esk clz sesi pg kowt..(T_T)

ok.dah

Sharing.is.caring

Ok.To begin with we all live in the same planet earth.breath the same oxigen.exhale the same CO2 and give it to the green--plants.Those plants will produce valueable O2.Well that of course to give it to US--the human not United State okayh..! That's the basic situation defining sharing is caring and sure there's plenty more examples.Isn't that luvly??it is, aite?~~

Sometimes, when you reach a road block in your own limited/stressed/over-worked head space and imagination, its a relief when you can clarify your own thoughts by sharing your thoughts and problems with others.okayh, point d situ ialah when uolls got problems go and share it with ur besties lorh.xkn nk pendam sorang2 nt benanah, busuk lg (euww).

Byk benda lg lah boley kite share kat planet earth ney..food, books, etc.underwear jgn k..erm boifren boley ke??urm..

ok.dah.

wistfulness

Looks like the holy ghost is gone
Now your afraid of yourself
Looks like your boat's about to sink
So it's time to prepare
It's like the calm before the storm
You better swim
Just like it's cold before it's warm
You'll get back here again
It looks like the war was in your head
Not your heart
Just when you think it's figured out
Well it all falls apart

Figure.of.speech

"Friends r like stars.
u don't always see them,
but u know they're always there"

Song.of.the.day

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep

'Cause they'd fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude
But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems

'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

Leave my door open just a crack
(Please take me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please take me away from here)
Why do I tire of counting sheep
(Please take me away from here)
When I'm far too tired to fall asleep

To ten million fireflies
I'm weird 'cause I hate goodbyes
I got misty eyes as they said farewell

But I'll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
When I fall asleep

I'd like to make myself believe
That planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay
Awake when I'm asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

hey.lelaki..!!

hati sgt saket..mcm kne panah beracun..my heart was fully poisoned..it's hard to heal..1st time rse sgt saket..rse mcm ak ney BELLA bile kne tggl dg EDWARD."It's like a big hole had been punched into my cheast"..undescribe.subtle yet hurt so much..!

Membuatkan ak benci lelaki.ap yg dy nk pon ak tatau.sweet talker, ckp berlapis2, mainkn pasaan org lain, and in the end he is totally a heartbreaker..sux!!ak dah jd lost soul..yet to become heartless..bcoz of this particular person.dang

p/s: hate this feeling!

Typical.mak.cik

It happens to be a typical mak cik sat next to me in the rapid bus. my first impression is that she's Malaysian la.xde la plak ak nk borak2 tny u ni malaysian ke hape..mls nk bkk mlut.gaga..time tu ak dg jaja n hawa--kwn 1 course. pastu dkt2 nk smpai sksyn 17 tbe2 bas benti..ak igtkn ad accident ke hape..upenye naik plak 2 org incet polis.spot check indon yg xde permit.duh.

Malaysian pn kne check jgk.tibe2 jaja berkata, "ili ak bdebar2 ah". ak pon reply, "npe ja?".jaja bls, "ic ak dah uzur ney".ak tny lg, "so,npe ny??".lastly dy ckp, "ak tkot polis 2 ckp ic ak palsu".ak da start ketawa x tahan dn bersuara, "hey,gile ke ja.mst la ic ko ori"..ad jgk org cam jaja ni upe ny.hak2..

Lps abes spot check, ad la bbrp indon kne thn sb permit palsu..paling trkejot bila pmpuan yg ak ckp "typical m.cik" 2 jg aadalah antara indon tnpa permit sah.ingatkan malaysian,upe ny indon.gaga.

Pengajaran ayat-->skang ak tgk indon dg melayu da mcm same je.ssh nk beza then jgn gelabah x tentu hala bila ad spot check, road block, etc..menjurus kpd saket jantung.gaga.

Duh..!

Sad & sorrow bcoz i've left my lappy at home..somebody save me plizz..no facebooking, no blogging, no chit-chatting n wut so eva.and foremost, no movie-ing anymore..

Actually, i've left my lappy out of my intention..need to format it but then that person who did that can't finish it on time..very sad lorh..can u see my tears is falling down rite now..like a heavy rain..<----hyperbole..

p/s :: gtg..in the middle of clz rite now..duh..

Checkmate!

Apekehal tjuk ak sebegitu rupa?mesti anda tertanya2..haha..ak pn tatau knape.xde kaitan kowt..ataupon mgkin ad kaitan?terserah..

Yg pasti ak boley mnarik nafas lega sb ak da setel bbrpa perkara..1st ak da dpt rmh sewa kat sksyn 7..2nd ak da bli brg2 kperluan utk blk bljr nt (tp pencil box tade lg.huhu)..then ak da beli tiket tuk ke s.alam nt.fuh..fuh..fuh..<---bunyi hembusan nafas lega ak.ngeh3..

Td ak p MYDIN MALL lyn adk2 ak nk beli stationery..lau dah sampai sane,cam bese la.mst ak kne banje adik bongsu ak CD game 1..huhu..tp ak x marah bahkan suke dn gembira ala2 gedik gtew uols..sebab???sebab ak mnat kat mamat yg jual CD 2..awww!! ensem, ckp pn sweet je, wmbut ala2 vokalis the-all american reject gtew..in the nutshell, lelaki mcm dy fall under type yg ak suke.gaga..

Sampai je kat booth jual CD game 2 td troz mamat 2 agkat tgn dah.cam jumpe kwn lme gtew..siap ckp hai lg..hati ak cam ckp yay!! tp ak juz bls dgn senyuman meleret je.ala2 ayu gtew uols.ahax!..bkn ape ak dg dy da cam kawan rapat plk rse ny..sb ak pon 'kipas susah mati' sbnr ny bab-bab game ney..so salu borak2 dg dy time beli2 CD game.borak psl game bru, game ape yg best, etc..

Time adek ak dok belek2 CD td ak sempat gk borak2 dg dy..dy tny ak ble nk p blaja??at 1st ak cam weird cne dy tao ak still blaja.tp ak x tny juz jwb je..pastu time odw balik (lam kete) ak tny adek ak cne mamat 2 tao ak still blaja?then adek ak ckp dy ad tny adek ak sal ak time dy g beli2 CD.time 2 ak tade la.ad kat s.alam..nmpk cam ad feedback.ngee..agk gumbira.ak nk pggl dy mister game la.my mister game.ala2 gediks gtew.gaga..

p/s :: suhaili,esok jgn lupe g format lappy.lappy sudah lembab tahap A+..<----mengingatkan diri sendiri..gaga..

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

At first ak agk trkilan sb xley tgok Sherlock Holmes..trkilan sb goal ak ari ni nk tgk Sherlock Holmes.tp sb Sherlock Holmes tayang kol 9.45 pm..xley tgok la..bkn ape..gi city square naek bas je tao..kang x sempat plk nk catch up last bas..naya la..tu la spe soh ngade xmo p dg kete mak ndak---aunt ak la 2.konon nk independent..dah xley tgk Sherlock Holmes.huhu,ari ni girl's day out.so ak hgout with alang n syima je..ouh lg 1..tiket bas mahal lor..baek naek kete..dpt nilai murni d situ.

Sebagai ganti kami tgk cte "The Vampire's Assistant"..Citer ney genre dy comedy/horror..terkilan ak hilang sb citer ney agk menarik..bkn ape..ak mmg minat benda2 yg brkait dg vampire ney..gaga..i heart vampire..(boleh ke kuar statement gtew?haha..)

Citer dy pasal Darren Shan.dy ney kire prfect la.exam salu dpt A n muke pon bole thn.Tp lurus bendul sket n obses dg spider.Pastu dy ad scret bestfriend nme Steve.si Steve ney plak obses dg vampire..1 hari dy pegi la tgk freak show.pastu si Darren minat kat Octa si labah2 cantik tp berbisa.1 gigitan dh boleh mmbunuh.Akibat suke kat spider, Darren pon curik la spider 2.and dy dpt tao yg tuan spider 2, Crepsley ialah vampire.

Steve plk x sgaja trjatuh kan spidey 2..last2 dy kne bite dek spidey..Darren p jumpe blk dg tuan spidey 2 nk mntk anecdote..tp dy kne bwt deal la..kne jd vmpire br dpt ancdote 2.dy pon stuju je..jd la dy assistant kat si Crepsley 2..tp dy kne pura2 mati la once da jd vampire.kne tggal normal life dy..

last skali Steve plk nk jd gk vampire tp vampire jahat pny, "Vampeneze"..hisap darah org smpai mati..dy jd vampire dg bntuan Tiny..jahat pny olang.pastu gadoh plk dah si Steve dg si Darren..Darren kan side baek..ending dy mcm trgantung la..maybe ad sambungan..sb cte ney pon adaptasi dr novel..tgu je la sambungan dy..