1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
9. Polar bears are left handed.
10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
15. Butterflies taste with their feet.
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
17. Starfish don't have brains.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Deadhead
the daffodil stands before the dead
stands silently
silent as deaf
mute..
but it watches everythings
silently
dumbly
utter nothing
let it be..let it be..
unwillingly
stands silently
silent as deaf
mute..
but it watches everythings
silently
dumbly
utter nothing
let it be..let it be..
unwillingly
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Corrode
Ouh..Ouh besh ny pulam ke village. Besides, ley jumpe kucim. Jumpe mak, ayh n adik2. Boley tido lam bilik. Shedap ny.. Sgt seleesaa.. Boley buli adk2..adegan sepak menyepak sekilo dua. Hri ney..kluar jln2 kat Batu burok..minum2 air kelapak..mkn2 ikn celup tepung..kerang rebus..ABC..pastu g mkn a&w plak. What the..haramjadah mkn byk.. Kena rasuk eywa la kot<----eywa tu watak lam cte AVATAR.
Tp td odw blk.lalu la kat laluan pantai.. Ye la umah ak kan dkt je dgn pntai. Ad 2 laluan alternatif.. 1 boley lalu kat pantai.. 2 lalu kat jln biasa x lalu kat tepi pantai.. tapi laluan 2 cepat sampai umah.. ahh ak pilih jln 1 sb tibe2 rse heart kat pantai. dulu x pon. dlu tgk pntai xde pasaan pon. eh cte byk plk. nk cite ny yg pntai mcm dah terhakis. dah x mcm dlu2. dulu ad daratan boley lepak2.. Skg laut nmpak dpn mata je. ad jgk jln yg trpksa d ttup. hakisan yg dasat berlaku d ctu. seraaam.. adakah satu masa nt umah ak plk yg trhakis??gaga..agk terlopong d stu.
ok la.. agk keletihan.mao msk tdo dh..
Tp td odw blk.lalu la kat laluan pantai.. Ye la umah ak kan dkt je dgn pntai. Ad 2 laluan alternatif.. 1 boley lalu kat pantai.. 2 lalu kat jln biasa x lalu kat tepi pantai.. tapi laluan 2 cepat sampai umah.. ahh ak pilih jln 1 sb tibe2 rse heart kat pantai. dulu x pon. dlu tgk pntai xde pasaan pon. eh cte byk plk. nk cite ny yg pntai mcm dah terhakis. dah x mcm dlu2. dulu ad daratan boley lepak2.. Skg laut nmpak dpn mata je. ad jgk jln yg trpksa d ttup. hakisan yg dasat berlaku d ctu. seraaam.. adakah satu masa nt umah ak plk yg trhakis??gaga..agk terlopong d stu.
ok la.. agk keletihan.mao msk tdo dh..
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