Superdad

my superdad.

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

love you.

Band sepuluh (read: BEN 10)

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krek krek krek *bunyi cengkerik

Gossip kalah perempundan.

Sekali lg.tajuk entry mesti very the vogue.ha.tajuk very the related.em mmg lumrah semua org dlm dunia ni suke sgt dgn gossip.tak kira bangsa, jantina etc. etc.kucing pun pndai gossip uolss.hebat hebat.hha.

dialog kucings. *dlm video.(klik sini dulu uolss).purr

A: eh, u da pegi buat ke ic baru noks.buruk beno mak tgok gamba u tu.eei tak kuasa.

B: ade ak kesah nye pun..?

A: eh kau tak kesah ke?ak very the kesah.haks.

B: nyampah i.ni tolong garu blakang mak.gatai bebeno..

A: orfff..boleh.tp ptg ni banje ak mkn siken sop (chcken chop) tau. slurp slurp (jilat)

B: ape-ape je lahhh! (suara annoying)

*cerita hanya rekaan semata-mata and kucing tu tak gossip pon sebenanye.he.

Selamanya orjie.eh?

Tajuk entry mmg nak vogue je..(vogue ke?hha),suddenly tgk lam memory kad camera ade pic ni.time raya aritu (2010).pastu gatal nk aplod gak.ad la gak orji,three-some and two-some.eh?. *pang tampo mulut sendiri.

Berikut ORJIy.

angel n demon.suwit

Seterusnya 3-some.

org ke-3.ha

Akhirnya two-some.

penyanyi muka kerut

kiri dah mcm muallaf (tudung wat hal.tak pasal2 muka mcm muallaf)..kanan err uh er?haha

with bespreng poreber.my sis.he

One word to describe..'seronot kuih beronot'

selamat hari lahir mak

motherboard.

terima kasih mak sb sabar je.

walaupun kadang ank dia mmg lua kawal.

terkasar bahasa.

tp mak sabar je.

kalau ank dia sakit.

risau bkn main.

tdo kat tepi.

bg mkn ubat.

sabar je teman kat tepi.

mmg mak telah byk berkorban.

untuk aku.

huhu.terima kasih sekali lg mak.

sayang mak byk sgtt.

lebih dari apa pun.

selamat hari lahir...

18 April setiap tahun.

mmuahmmuahmmuah.

nyum.nyum

..maaf zahir batin 2010..

sugar daddy.

motherboard.

1st batch.

2nd bacth.

alumni.

sugar daddy & kromosom Y.

bye.nk gi selamat hr ry.

kuli 1 & kuli 2.

reunion 1.

reunion 2.

.meeting in the sky.

my deary little kite.

hold me up in the sky.

way up in the sky.

so i won't fall to the ground.

soaring together forever.

but forever is a lie.

what has the fate planned.

will it understands.

this little kite in the sky.

..Weh aneyy..!! nak bunuh aku ke?? cett..podahh..

Ish anney ney mmg nk kene tumbuk perut kott.ade ke mee mamak 6 gelen minyak.mcm nak bunuh aku je.naik pening aku mkn..pffftt.dah la service lembam.dah la aku kebulur tahap A+..hasil plak kurang memberasangkan.mmg ak jd kene rasuk gini.kalau para anney bace blog ak ni lg bagus kot.bior reti bahasa skit.kalau tak paham gak, anney boleh bukak google translate.sng kan.

Lagi satu anney kene blajar soft-skill la.baru aku pulang dari mamak kepuasan..*anney, search je kat tenet soft-skill tu ape.

*mak, rindu nak 'uk-uk' kat umah.kat sini tandas tak best (err..mak aku baca kot blog.kalau korang tak tau ape 'uk-uk', google translate je la sng.mls aku nak explain)

..Drama KING/QUEEN..

Life is a drama or vice versa.drama is a life.same je kot.ke x same??ce anda explain..

tp bg aku 2 ayat tu same je.macam pantulan.kembar seiras.org yg buat drama tu semua adaptasi drp kehidupan seharian..*kecuali yg reka cite fantasy la.x wujud kat dlm kehidupan seharian.tu cuma ilusi sang pencipta

manusia boleh putarbelit drama mereka sesuka hati.bergantung pada perencah yg mereka letak.x kire la letak ajinomoto atau maggi secukup rasa.lantak ko la nokks.

yg penting manusia perlu gune otak utk brfikir..ye la drama org yg bagai2 tu.ad yg betul, ad yg tipu.kang x pasal jd bodo cam lembu.atau lebih bodo dr lembu

drama hidup anda bagaimana??genre apekah?

Facts

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

9. Polar bears are left handed.

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

17. Starfish don't have brains.

Deadhead

the daffodil stands before the dead
stands silently
silent as deaf
mute..

but it watches everythings
silently
dumbly
utter nothing

let it be..let it be..
unwillingly

WTF

Eh!..dah pnjang upenye kuku.g potong dulu la.bye readers.haha.

Corrode

Ouh..Ouh besh ny pulam ke village. Besides, ley jumpe kucim. Jumpe mak, ayh n adik2. Boley tido lam bilik. Shedap ny.. Sgt seleesaa.. Boley buli adk2..adegan sepak menyepak sekilo dua. Hri ney..kluar jln2 kat Batu burok..minum2 air kelapak..mkn2 ikn celup tepung..kerang rebus..ABC..pastu g mkn a&w plak. What the..haramjadah mkn byk.. Kena rasuk eywa la kot<----eywa tu watak lam cte AVATAR.

Tp td odw blk.lalu la kat laluan pantai.. Ye la umah ak kan dkt je dgn pntai. Ad 2 laluan alternatif.. 1 boley lalu kat pantai.. 2 lalu kat jln biasa x lalu kat tepi pantai.. tapi laluan 2 cepat sampai umah.. ahh ak pilih jln 1 sb tibe2 rse heart kat pantai. dulu x pon. dlu tgk pntai xde pasaan pon. eh cte byk plk. nk cite ny yg pntai mcm dah terhakis. dah x mcm dlu2. dulu ad daratan boley lepak2.. Skg laut nmpak dpn mata je. ad jgk jln yg trpksa d ttup. hakisan yg dasat berlaku d ctu. seraaam.. adakah satu masa nt umah ak plk yg trhakis??gaga..agk terlopong d stu.

ok la.. agk keletihan.mao msk tdo dh..

Everybody.carries.an.APPLE

Eh??!x kan everybody in this world carries an apple evryday..in their hand, bag, handbag or whatsoever.logical fallacies ney.x logic.karut.merapu.etc.*SIGH*..Bukan2..pragmatic ak d sini ialah,

APPLE-->memory(ies)

If a person carries a bad and stinky apple, therefore his memory isn't that good.

If a person carries a nice good apple, therefore his memory is fantastic and wonderful.

If a person carries a nice red apple, therefore his memory is sweet.

If a person carries a green apple, therefore his memory is sour or maybe sweet n sour.depends..

It goes on and on with a lot more different apples.U tell me.gaga..

So, what APPLE do you carry??red??green?good?etc..only you know.What is more, u can decide what APPLE you want to carry everyday.

ok.dah.nuni ajk p psr mlm la plk.bye2..

Life's.a.PUZzle

Life is like a puzzle.Need to solve and complete the mystery by ourselves.Sometimes we put the pieces nicely and sometimes we doom.We put another effort to place the mishap pieces back to its places.It is an ongoing process until we reach the last part--the masterpiece.Therefore, the effort worth when we get a complete fantastic masterpiece--in the end.

ok.enuff talking.tdo plk.

Insomniac

Hri ney tdo sgt byk.Oleh kerana zuotian wanshang (mlm semalam la tu) tdo agk lewat okeh, kol 3 pg.Akibat pergi tolon DeqBang berkmpen.X pasal2 ak jd JENTERA dy semalam.huhu..igtkan abes tampal2 poster awal.tp apakan daya.akibat tdo kol 3 pg bgun kol 7.2o pg utk ke clz sesi pg, otak ak a lil bit kacau bilau.mcm ak stay awake but my brain sleep furiously.Blk clz ak tido x kaba<---mksod d situ,tido mati..terskip clz marketing.Hidop blk kol 6 ptg.wtf..Padah ny, ak insomniac dan pening kpale..blablabla..waaa..nk tdo.esk clz sesi pg kowt..(T_T)

ok.dah

Sharing.is.caring

Ok.To begin with we all live in the same planet earth.breath the same oxigen.exhale the same CO2 and give it to the green--plants.Those plants will produce valueable O2.Well that of course to give it to US--the human not United State okayh..! That's the basic situation defining sharing is caring and sure there's plenty more examples.Isn't that luvly??it is, aite?~~

Sometimes, when you reach a road block in your own limited/stressed/over-worked head space and imagination, its a relief when you can clarify your own thoughts by sharing your thoughts and problems with others.okayh, point d situ ialah when uolls got problems go and share it with ur besties lorh.xkn nk pendam sorang2 nt benanah, busuk lg (euww).

Byk benda lg lah boley kite share kat planet earth ney..food, books, etc.underwear jgn k..erm boifren boley ke??urm..

ok.dah.

wistfulness

Looks like the holy ghost is gone
Now your afraid of yourself
Looks like your boat's about to sink
So it's time to prepare
It's like the calm before the storm
You better swim
Just like it's cold before it's warm
You'll get back here again
It looks like the war was in your head
Not your heart
Just when you think it's figured out
Well it all falls apart

Figure.of.speech

"Friends r like stars.
u don't always see them,
but u know they're always there"